As I've freely admitted in the past I've got a bit of a problem with being an unrepentant grammar nazi. I've managed to resist the urge to cross out all the greengrocer's apostrophe's in all the signs while I've been here in Bali (it's very big of me isn't it? Allowing non-native English speakers to make mistakes?).
On the other hand, I just found this picture that I had taken when I was working in Carnarvon two years ago:
The reason I took the photo? Because my first reaction was to think "That's 'AN ugly c**t', stupid!"